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May. 18th, 2001 03:02 pmAccording to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 63%, which is
approaching the breaking point.
However, you are over 51% full of shit.
This yields an Actual Stress Level of: 30%
That's about what you deserve.
In addition, our careful analysis of your stress vs. bitching about stress ratio tells
us:
Compared to the average person, you have it easy, yet you complain too much.
Therefore, you are a pussy.
Our advice is to: (1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.
Q.E.D.
Those are the results of my stress test, you can take the test here.
approaching the breaking point.
However, you are over 51% full of shit.
This yields an Actual Stress Level of: 30%
That's about what you deserve.
In addition, our careful analysis of your stress vs. bitching about stress ratio tells
us:
Compared to the average person, you have it easy, yet you complain too much.
Therefore, you are a pussy.
Our advice is to: (1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.
Q.E.D.
Those are the results of my stress test, you can take the test here.