My puppy...

I am really worried about my puppy. The black chow Tamora.

Nothing SEEMS to be wrong with her except she is acting strange. it was little stuff before, not something that anyone else would notice but me. But this morning I woke up and she was sleeping in the bed next to me. That is REALLY strange! I have had her almost 6 years now and she has NEVER gotten up on the bed on her own. (she is scared of heights).

I am not sure what it is... I hope it's just a responce to me not being in a very good mood...

I love my puppy... I guess she can't really be considered a puppy any more... but she will always be a puppy to me.

A Christmas Story

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree !!

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