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This is really funny... I really should read it at work.. people look at you strange when you fall out of your chair laughing...

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

Pr0n

wow... I think someone put WAY too much effort into this...

are people really having that much trouble finding pr0n on the internet... I personally have trouble sometimes trying NOT to find it...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1517&e=1&u=/afp/us_offbeat_tech_booble

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...

I recieved a spam e-mail yesterday.. not odd, I get lots of them.. it was something like "hardcore trailer trash"

The odd thing about it was that if you scroll down a page or two in the e-mail it has the same spam... in different languages... I think it was spanish and french...

wow... multi-lingual pr0n spam... more specialness huh?

Inner Peace

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace...the article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua, and TiaMaria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes, a box of chocolates and a bottle of KY.You have no idea how freakin good I feel...

you and your journal...

Which LJ Friends have you known the longest?

danuv -- by a long shot... she lived across the street from me when I was in the 5th grade.
theronin -- Next up... 7th grade... church and school...
poisongirl -- highschool... 10th I believe? This girl and I have ridden bicycles through the pits of hell and back together...
maxiez -- Danuv's husband... 12th grade theatre class, knew him before he met his wife... strangely they ended up together...

Do you have LJ friends you've never met in real life?

meganthefallen -- we are supposed to meet sometime... everytime we plan to it doesn't work out... she lives in atlatna...
cattika -- she lives in oslo norway, she isn't allowed in this country.. known her through the journal for a couple of years now

Do you have friends you met first on LJ, then in real life?

Until I meet meganthefallen, no...

Does it hurt your feelings when someone unfriends you?

Nope...

What would make you unfriend someone?

lots of different things... mostly if their jornal gets really dull...

Do you discuss personal information in your LJ?

heh.. "Personal information" needs a defintion...
I discuss things that others would consider to be personal information about me... but not things that I would consider to be personal information about me.

money

I hate this... honestly I really do...

I have customers who call me up and want me to come over and just talk to them about there computer systems... just talk... I don't do any actual work, and I don't always have the answers they are looking for but I drive out to where ever they are and spend 2 hours just sitting in a meeting with them charging $120 an hour...

I am not a sales person... I honestly do feel really bad for this... if I were doing work I would have no problem charging them that but it just doesn't feel right...