Inner Peace

[hugme]

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace...the article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua, and TiaMaria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes, a box of chocolates and a bottle of KY.You have no idea how freakin good I feel...

Comments

[of-the-myst.livejournal.com]

Yes!... thats the way to go :)

[purplehaze74.livejournal.com]

Yeah right go on the pull the other one. I think I would have a heartattack if I ever saw you smoking or drinking.

[hugs.livejournal.com]

believe it or not many, many years ago I did smoke (not for long) and did a lot of drinking...

[silverambz.livejournal.com]

DUDE! I can't imagine you smoking or drinking either...in those regards you are like the most straight-edge person I have ever met (you make up for it in being a kinky sex fiend tho, so I forgive you)